Vanagon of the Day
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The pharisees are back for more, and unfortunately for them, they haven't learned much. The issue on the table is still authority, but they are mistaking the Messiah for a performing poodle. You'd think they would understand that the first rule of the Kingdom of God is: it's God's kingdom, not yours. Jesus performs signs, but he says when, he says where, and so on. That is only natural, after all, for a person acting on their own authority.
"It takes a fairly wicked group of people to make sign demands on the Holy One of God, so here's your sign: Jonah. Just as Jonah spent three days and nights in the fish, so I'll spend three days and nights in the heart of the earth."Jonah is one of the shortest stories of the Bible, and yet I think it is one of most misunderstood.
Chapter 1 - Jonah disobeys God and heads west by ship toward Tarshish instead of east toward Nineveh. In the bowels of a terrible storm, Jonah confesses this disobedience to the terrified ship's crew, who reluctantly and only at Jonah's insistence, throw him into the sea. The storm calms, and God provides Finding-Nemo-style transportation for Jonah back to Joppa.
Chapter 2 - After some prayer, Jonah repents of his sin, and God commands the fish to launch him back onto the shore.
Chapter 3 - Jonah obeys God's second command to preach to the people of Nineveh. The Ninevites repent and God forgives them.
Chapter 4 - Jonah gets irritated with God for being so merciful and compassionate, and decides he would rather die than have to watch the Ninevites be forgiven.
Nice story, eh? Jesus continues.
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For all of the power that Jesus displays in the book of Matthew, I don't think the author is really all that interested in Jesus' power. Matthew is very interested in Jesus' authority. The difference between “power” and “authority” is this: “Power” is your capacity to get something done based on your personal abilities. “Authority”, on the other hand, is your capacity to get something done based on the abilities of a person or institution that you represent. Authority is important to Matthew because Jesus expected a lot out of people; particularly out of Jews who chose to believe that He was the Messiah. You couldn't follow him unless you felt in your guts that He was who He said He was. In today's world where authority is mostly seen as an evil to be questioned, we are presented with a challenge of similar magnitude. Folks, if the very core of who we are is not deeply challenged by Jesus, we aren't reading the gospels right.
Most of the time when Jesus heals a person, he starts repeating the rules of Fight Club. The first rule of getting healed by Jesus is, you don't talk about getting healed by Jesus. The second rule of getting healed by Jesus is, you DO NOT talk about getting healed by Jesus. The third rule is, go find a priest and offer, you know, the normal sacrifice a person is supposed to offer, according to the law of Moses, when that person's demon possession or leprosy or blindness or lameness or deafness or muteness clears up.
[ALL THE PEOPLE enters stage left whispering excitedly.] "Could this be the Son of David?"
(That's it, sweetie, chin up so the parents in the back with the camcorders can hear you.)
Somebody is finally getting it. Jesus isn't just the man, he is the Man. And as you should expect, just about the time somebody starts to get it, somebody else starts to get mad about it.
[THE PHARISEES enters stage right. Pompously clearing throat] "It is only by Beelzebub, the prince of demons, that this fellow drives out demons."
That's it.
It's on.
[JESUS enters stage wherever He pleases thank you very much.] "There is no such thing as a civil war with Satan. That's a losing proposition for a losing kingdom. I'm doing the same thing your people do, so what are you implying about your own people? How kindly do you think they would take to your satanic accusation? On the other hand, if the Spirit of God is in fact the authority by which I operate, then that would mean that the King of kings and Lord of lords is here to establish His kingdom... and that kingdom is pretty much in your face."
It is written in the law and the prophets and the holy writings of wisdom:
THOU SHALT NOT tug on Superman's cape.
THOU SHALT NOT spit into the wind.
THOU SHALT NOT pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger.
BUT THOU WOULD HAVE TO HAVE SERIOUSLY CRACKED THINE NUT TO GET INTO AN AUTHORITY FIGHT WITH JESUS.
"The only reason a servant of Satan would obey Me is because he knows that I have more authority than Satan. You like apples? You like apples? You might be afraid of Satan. Satan is definitely afraid of Me. How do you like them apples?"
This is too ugly. What's that? You say He's not yet finished with them?!
Welcome to right now: it's choosing sides time. You are either with me or you are not with me. You want to talk bad about me? Fine. But when your pride has you so far gone that you can't see the difference between Satan's authority and God's authority? That right there is the endgame of all endgames. Make no mistake: you lose, and it is a losing of the forever and ever kind."
Move along people...this fight. is. over. Though one could hardly call it a fight. There's nothing left to see.
Hang on, now. Even still, Jesus stands lingering over his pulverized opponents and speaks to us all with sincere warning.
“Your mouth ships the products that are made in the factory of your heart. You will never see high-quality product come out of lousy factory. If your heart is a good factory, you will ship a quality product. If your heart is an evil factory, you will ship a lousy product. You can't improve product quality as you are loading it on to the big brown trucks. Don't watch your mouth. If you are watching your mouth, it's probably already too late. Instead, promote goodness in your heart. When your heart is right you don't have to watch your mouth."
"Either way, never forget this: God is very seriously concerned with Quality Control. Sooner or later He will demand an explanation for your words. And it will all be on you. That is, it will be the words produced in the quality of your heart that will lead to your ruin.”
“Or to your salvation.”
The condition of our heart is an idea worth our meditation. We don't see as much demon possession these days, but people's hearts can be possessed by all kinds of other-than-God-type things. I have known people possessed by anger, selfishness, addiction, sex, and materialism just to name a few. I am one of them. The good news is that Jesus is still a healer with all of God's authority behind Him. He is ready to act on our behalf, if we are willing to be released.
Son of David, release us from our bondage and into your kingdom, amen.
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It is time to resurrect the community fasting discipline. Is there anything in your life worth so much to you that you would stop eating to talk to God about it? My guess is yes.
After 11 faithful years, our old laser printer gave up the ghost. With Kaelea in school, it was important to keep the down time to a minimum, so after a bit of research I picked up an HP LaserJet P2015d.
eP has been creating some most excellent music recently. Last year began our most serious discussion about recording to date. Since Pepperdine, the desire to digitally capture good musical ideas has just gotten more and more compelling. Last week I dropped by SuperDigital and purchased an AT-4050. What drew me to this particular mic was audio-technica's excellent reputation and the versatility of pick-up patterns that this mic in particular offers. Initial tests are encouraging. Any eP readers can expect some emails regarding the recording progress sometime in the next month or so.Labels: computer, digital, enterPraise, family, Kaelea, music, technology